My name is Romel, this is a memoir of my life, my escapades and the travail i had gone through all my life, i would tell every detailed part of my life not omitting any, for security reasons i would change only the names of the major people that played a pivotal role as i Metamorphosed into a NYMPH, i’ll start from the very beginning.

it was back in 1996 in our “face me i face” compound that i lived with my parents and i should be around 12 or 14 years and i was quite stubborn at my age but one thing that stood out about me was my very huge penis, i would pull my shorts to bathe outside and the older girls in our compound would make good remarks as they gossipped with each other “this boy prick big oh!, i pity him girlfriend for future” as innocent as i was i loved those remarks so i always take my bath outside wether the bathroom is crowded or not for i want to see the shock of surprise in thier eyes and those heart warming accolades.

Aunty comfort my mothers best friend whom is a neighbour too, people in the compound normally say my mum and aunty comfort are the gossips we have in the compound, my mother barely does nothing at home, she is always chewing bubble gum with aunty comfort as they mimic little thundering sound with thier mouth as they chew the gum.

On this fateful day, i didn’t get good grades from my school work and my mum decided to deal with me in her usual style, she brought out those long thick cane to flog me, as she gave me the first lash on my back, i took off in pain, running round the compound and hoping that someone would come out to beg my mother on my behalf and stop the torrents of torture that has already started to befall me, when nobody came to my rescue, i decided to dash into any door that was open and aunty comfort’s room was nearest to where my ordeal was taking place, i dashed into her room, pushed the door and bolted it as fast as i could, turned and right before me was aunty comfort in her eve clothes, saggy boobs and bushy cunt, i was caught in the frenzy mood that i just paused, she was also surprised because she quickly dropped the cream tube she was holding and quickly took the towel by the bedside and covered herself, “come romel your mama no teach you to dey knock before you enter person house?” so she said as she sat down and looked pissed at me, “aunty sorry, na my mama dey pursue me with cane” i replied still breathing heavily, “oya come sidon here, dis your mama sef be like say she don dey kolo” and yes i felt my mum was going crazy that period because she would be the one to tell my elder sisters not to near aunty comfort that she is an ashawo but yet that was her bestfriend.

As i sat beside aunty comfort, she continued to rub her cream and i watched as her hand caressed her legs and as she moved it to her upper and inner thighs, my dick started to become strong but i cared less as i watched her, “O boy bring that bra for ontop that table” i stood up and rushed to bring her large bra and i guessed she noticed the bulge in my trouser as i tried to put my dick in between my thighs and cover it, she faced the wall and put the bra on and called me to fix the hook at the back of the bra together and i did without hesitation, it was then that the tip of my now erect cock hit her back, as she turned and looked at me, drew me close as she pulled the shorts i was wearing and huge fat cock popped out “chineke!! this boy u no be small pikin oh” so she held my thick beefy dick and was turning it like she was admiring a pile meat at the market and was pricing with the butcher, she put her hand in an oval form shaped like a vagina and fucked my dick till i saw my dick stretched to its full length and all the veins showing fully, “big boy!” as she put her hands into my shirt and twitched my nipples then she began to give me my first blowjob EVER!, she sucked from the tip of my cock down to the end as she choked on it, my dick was filled with saliva as she grabbed my “garden egg” sized balls into her mouth while her hand was still fucking my lengthy cock, and i was about cumming and i shook in excitement, then she gave me a very painful slap on my chest! “learn to control yourself, you no go carry this big prick and you go dey release like mumu, if you dey fuck calm your body down and fuck” so she said, the pain from the slap made all the cum to run back to wherever they came from.

“Oya come suck my toto, i no talk say make you bite am oh!, you no see as i suck you and one teeth no touch ur prick, na wetin you go do now” so she said as laid on her back, threw her legs wide apart and pointed to her clitoris “na here you go lick with your tongue then you go suck inside my toto with your mouth and tongue” she directed my head to her clit and i brought out my tongue and began to lick it like she directed me, i was licking slow as she moaned “do am fast na” and i increased my pace, licking her clit while she moaned so well, i felt proud of myself and then i decided to put my tongue into her pussy and suck her well, in anxiety my teeth did bite her cuntlips “oh! this boy you no sabi anything, no wonder you dey fail for class”

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The 5 Worst Sex Positions Ever

1. Doggy Style

Why she’s not into it: Put simply, it’s too painful. “The issue here is you may be ramming her cervix, which is why deep penetration is often more harmful than hot,” says Sara Gottfried, M.D., OB/GYN, author of The Hormone Cure. Plus, if you’re fully removing yourself, then re-entering her, it often hurts her chances at staying fully lubricated, Dr. Gottfried explains.

Women in our survey also said doggy’s not intimate enough. Even though rough sex can be awesome if you’re both into it, most women are looking for more of a connection during sex, Dr. Gottfried says. While you may have a blast admiring her assets when she’s on all fours, her view of the bed isn’t nearly as stimulating.

How to fix it: To prevent the bump and grind from getting painful, keep your thrusts short and shallow, rather than deep and fast. Shallow thrusts will stimulate the front third of her vagina, which is the most sensitive part, says Rebecca Rosenblat, a sex therapist and the author of Seducing Your Man.

Up the intimacy factor by running your hands through her hair, down her spine, and occasionally leaning forward to kiss and suck on her neck. And don’t forget the clitoral stimulation, Dr. Gottfried advises. Just because you’re focusing on her backside, doesn’t mean you should neglect her most sensitive spots.

2. Woman on Top

Why she isn’t into it: One word: insecurity. According to our survey, a majority of women feel more self-conscious when they’re on top. Dr. Gottfried says women often worry about what their stomachs or breasts look like from where you’re laying. And even though you think she looks like a rock star, even the tiniest shred of doubt can put out her fire.

How to fix it: Switch into a side-by-side position like “The Spork.” Have her lie on her back, and raise her right leg. Slot yourself between her legs at a 90-degree angle and ease inside her. This way, her legs will form the tines of a spork utensil. (Check out 4 more Sex Positions Every Man Should Try.)

3. Reverse Cowgirl

Why she’s not into it: Because it’s hard for her to climax like that—and not everything fits when she’s riding in reverse. “Reverse cowgirl may seem sexy and adventurous, but when you actually try to enter her, things might not fit the way you think that they should,” says Jen Landa, M.D., Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD and author of The Sex Drive Solution for Women. It often boils down to the curvature of your penis not coinciding with the angle of her vagina, Dr. Landa says. Realistically, any time you bend your penis too far at the base, it’s not only uncomfortable for her, it becomes dangerous for you. In other words, you can break your junk.

How to fix it: If you’re in it for the view, switch to doggy (with our upgrades, of course). The fit’s more practical, and you can help her reach orgasm, says Dr. Landa.

But if you still want the naughtiness factor, put the doggy to bed. Do this: Stand up, have her bend forward, place her hands on a stable mirror, then enter her from behind. You’ll still be able to manually stimulate her, but now you can both use the mirror to your advantage.

4. Missionary

Why she’s not into it: It doesn’t hit the right spots. “And if you’re on the smaller end of the spectrum, this position doesn’t really accentuate your size,” Dr. Landa says.

How to fix it: Try using the Coital Alignment Technique (CAT)—just don’t call it that in bed. The position is similar to missionary, except your body is farther up and to one side. (So rather than being chest to chest, your chest is near her shoulders.) Have her bend her legs about 45 degrees to tilt her hips up, which causes the base of your shaft to maintain constant contact with her clitoris.

Even though the name is a mouthful, the move is proven to work: Women who were unable to climax in regular missionary were 56 percent more likely to climax using CAT, according to a study from the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy.

5. 69

Why she’s not into it: She’s, well, preoccupied. According to our survey results, women say it’s too difficult to focus on receiving pleasure when they have to concentrate on giving it. And pleasure and reaching climax is heavily determined by her mental state, Dr. Landa says. So it becomes difficult to relax and enjoy your oral skills if she’s trying to take care of your needs at the same time.

How to fix it: If you want her to get the most out of oral, you’re better off taking turns giving and receiving. Many women claim 69 feels anonymous to them, because they want their partner to be able to look them in the eyes and feel a connection, says Gottfried. So if you stick to giving first, she’s way more likely to enjoy herself.

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I was surfing a group yesterday on facebook when I discovered that this trick had gone viral and is confirmed to be working at the time of post. This latest free browsing trick code can get you up to 100GB data bundle on the Airtel network.

Here is how to Get up to 100GB on Airtel
This trick works for those who subscribe for the Airtel Blackberry 1GB monthly, if you do not know about it, you can read:- Airtel 1GB monthly bundle for N1200

Once you have echausted the 1200 Airtel data MB, load Airtel #1200 voucher on your phone and text the following.
BSM and send to 440.
You will receive a text message that request was not successful. Ignore the sms and check your data balance and you will discover that 1GB has already being credited to you.
Repeat the same step again and again until you have gotten as many GB you want.
And that’s it. You’ve credited yourself with up to 100GB data bundle on Airtel. Hope you enjoyed this latest working free browsing airtel cheat trick.

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Do you know that instead of paying for a limited amount of data bundle for a month, you have an unlimited data MB for a month almost for free. All you need to set this up is a Modem and a VPN software known as Sandwich VPN.

Register for an account at SANDWICHVPN.COM, after registering click on the Download and download the software.  A mail would be sent to you, then activate your account.

Now here is how to configure to browse for free and not only for free but with an unlimited data bundle.

FOR MTN USERS:

SUBSCRIBE TO MTN BB PLAN,EITHER 500/WEEK

OR

1500/MONTH HOW TO SUBSCRIBE: *TEXT BBC TO 21600 COST #1500 FOR A MONTH *TEXT BBCWEEK TO 21600 COST #500 FOR A WEEK.

Now after which you might have subscribe to any of the BIS BB plan stated above. Configure either your modem or pc suite with the following details

apn: blackberry.net

pswrd: web

dial up no. : *99#

Now locate the sandwichvpn you downloaded ,.instail and after instailation, right click then Run as Admin. Now input your username and passwd at the server and protocol,

change from TCP to UDP now select your ntw.( MTN_Nig) you are almost done, click on ports and select custom port( the 1st port) input 8080. Now you are good to go.click on Connect and wait for it to be CONNECTED.

Launch your browser once connected and start enjoying.

FOR MULTILINKS USERS:

Simply connect your modem to your pc and connect to the internet, Now locate the sandwichvpn you downloaded ,.instail and after instailation, right click then Run as Admin.

Now input your username and passwd at the server and protocol, change from TCP to UDP now select your ntw.( Mlinks_Nig) you are almost done, click on ports and select custom port( the 1st port) input 9200. Now you are good to go.click on Connect and wait for it to be CONNECTED.

Launch your browser once connected and start enjoying.

NOTE THE DEMO SERVER ISN’T THAT STRONG AGAIN AS YOU MIGHT EXPIRENCE PROBLEMS ON CONNECTION.

The only solution to that is by you upgrading your account to a Premium Account. Then select other servers from the list and start to enjoy its full browsing with full speed without any restriction.

HERE ARE THE SUBSCRIPTION CODES BELOW

Plan NameService RentalData CapValidity PeriodCodeSMS to 127Target Device
Instant SurfN10013MB24 hours*127*51#‘51’Handset
One WeekN40065MB7 days*127*52#‘52’Handset
Always MicroN1,000260MB30 days*127*53#‘53’Handset
Always MacroN3,0001.5GB30 days*127*54#‘54’Handset/Tablet
 

Plan NameService RentalData CapValidity periodCodeSMS to 127Time of use
Always MAXN7,5008GB30 days*127*1#’12?All day
Always MINN5,0004GB30 days*127*2#’11?All day
Always DayN500195MB24 hours*127*3#’10?All day
G 300N15,00012GB300 hours/3months*127*4#’21?All day
G 100N6,0004GB100 hours/1month*127*5#’20?All Day
G workN6,0004GB30 days*127*6#’31?8am – 9 pm
G leisureN50004GB30 days*127*7#’30?8pm to 9am everyday + all day during weekend
You might want to learn how to activate your Glo SIM and Devices for Internet connection. Here are the settings below.

GLO INTERNET SETTINGS FOR MODEMS

APN: gloflat
Username: flat
Password: flat
Phone number (If Required): *99#

GLO INTERNET SETTINGS FOR MOBILE PHONES

APN: gloflat
Username: flat
Password: flat

I hope this list was helpful.